Each side has a dugout instead of a bench.
Don't Believe Your Eyes, The Old Guard 200 Years Film Clip Director Gina Price-Bythewood Netflix – Skydance Media– Producers Charlize Theron & Marc Evans – Writer Greg Rucka - Chiwetel Ejiofor, Matthias Schoenaerts, Harry Melling, Luca Marinelli, Marwan Kenzari, Van Veronica Ngo. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Five years after creation of the game, the NBL is in full swing with stadiums, teams, fans, and a major championship (the Denslow Cup) with Bob Costas and Al Michaels as game announcers. I'm outta here! There are four bases, as there are in baseball, but the distances between them are shortened, as there is no pitcher. We have sullied the waters of the Lagoon of Peace! Come on, bitch! You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
Now shooting, number 23, Squeak "Little Bitch" Scolari!
Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Shoot for it? Now we've risen to the highest level, but you're throwin' it all away! https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=BASEketball&oldid=2671611, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. Joseph R. Cooper: Oh, don't worry, dude. Dian Bacharis best known for playing the mousy teammate Squeak Scolari-- opposite Matt Stoneand Trey Parker-- in the 1998 sports film "BASEketball." This means a new cup every four or five years. Don't blame me because I have a sweet ass!
Would you just hold on a minute? A young boy in the outfield bleachers, Joe "Coop" Cooper, catches the ball and proclaims to his best friend, Doug Remer, that "one day, I'm gonna be a big sports star.". I know I'll never get that back again. I'm scared! Squeak Scolari walks out to take the last remaining single. The perfect Squeak Baseketball Animated GIF for your conversation.
He looks at his hand, where Reemer has written "crib notes" so that Squeak can psyche-out his much larger opponent, shoots and misses, ball bounces off roof and hits dog, agitated dog growls, and rocks gate vigorously. Instead of playing "that pussy-ass two-on-two they play in the suburbs," they play a new game they picked up "in the hood". Would you just stop it? Certainly out of me.
Directed by David Zucker. Browse more character quotes from BASEketball (1998), an enormous shadow is cast over Squeak. The Sports Arena at USC was called "Beers Garden" and a building near downtown is on Wilshire and Bixel (you can read "Bixel St." in one scene), just west of Downtown L.A. But more than anything, isn't this game about gettin' together with your friends and just havin' a good time?
There's the home run circle, with home base at its center. In the event the bases fill up, the first shooter, now on third base, can call upon one of the other players in the dugout to take his spot on third as he returns to home plate to shoot the fourth shot. Joseph R. Cooper: [Squeak is trying to shut off their gas] Shoot for it.
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: No dude, I'm saying that because she's a guy. This way, you have four players on offense, but only three shooting. Since all the games are indoors, no games are ever called on account of rain. At the will reading, it is revealed by Baxter Cain that Denslow created league rules that prohibit player transfers, teams moving to other cities, and corporate sponsorships (the film's opening monologue explained that all professional sports were reduced to players constantly changing teams, teams constantly changing cities, and that cross-sport play was necessary in attempt to keep fans interested).
A game where guys with bad backs and bad knees can... get together and compete on the same field as guys that are all goosed up on steroids. Although, on one occasion during a later professional BASEketball game, Remer fails to psyche out a shooter and resorts to beating the man to the ground with a board of wood. Cain's plan all-along was to have the clothing line created in a sweatshop in Calcutta in order to get pictures to blackmail Coop and Remer to lose the Denslow Cup. In a private conversation at Cain's office, Cain tells Remer that Coop has said no to Cain's rule-change plans without talking to the other members of the Beers. The Beers stay alive in the 9th. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: [an enormous shadow is cast over Squeak. Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude, relax. Scoring depends on how many men cross home plate (runs shot in), not how many shots you successfully score (hits).
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Or bitch. He looks at his hand, where Reemer has written "crib notes" so that Squeak can psyche-out his much larger opponent] [reading, with difficulty] Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Your mother's deaf... Ed Tuttle: My mother's dead, you little twerp. Joseph R. Cooper: What does it look like? "Let's all join our Caribbean brothers in the ceremonial South Sea handshake." How am I supposed to get a chick in that? Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Oh... Hey wait a minute, why is me going out with his sister totally fucked up? From there, additional players were added, which explains why you see more than three players in the dugout. The clip all down to Squeak from BASEketball (1998) with Matt Stone Any players ahead of you also move two bases. A baseball season lasts for six months, the playoffs for one month. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: [an enormous shadow is cast over Squeak. This means you can do just about anything, use just about anything, to make the shooter miss. The Old Guard – Behind-the-Scene Clips - Director Gina Price-Bythewood – Netflix – Skydance Media– Producers Charlize Theron & Marc Evans – Writer Greg Rucka - Chiwetel Ejiofor, Matthias Schoenaerts, Harry Melling, Luca Marinelli, Marwan Kenzari. Instead of hitting a ball right down the middle, you shoot from the single, double, or triple square along the middle.
Dian Bachar (/ ˈ d iː ən b ə ˈ h ɑːr /; born October 26, 1970 in Denver, Colorado) is an American actor most notable for his roles in various films by or starring his friends Trey Parker and Matt Stone, such as Cannibal! officers on the beating of Rodney King - the Rodney King Riots. You should be ashamed of yourselves! Douglas "Swish" Reemer: No. Back in the driveway, we were nothing!
Defending is similar to that in basketball, but you have greater liberty in how you defend against the shooter. All Rights Reserved. This is the only one of Parker and Stone's works that wasn't written, directed, and/or produced by them. BASEketball This is one of those wildly vulgar comedies full of scattershot jokes and random acts of silliness, directed by Airplane codirector David Zucker. She's got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips. After Coop and Remer win the game — perhaps because they were the ones who made up the rules as the game progressed — they realize they need to "stop playing games" so they can get jobs, then they can get khakis, then they can get chicks. Dan Patrick: With the first nine months of the Baseketball postseason out of the way, the playoff picture is starting to emerge. Pretend this is just another game. This page was last edited on 22 September 2019, at 19:20. There are nine squares radiating from the hoop: three single squares (small, yellow), three double squares (medium, red), and three triple squares (large, blue wedges). If we can't be friends... then the heart and soul are out of this game.
Cain then plots with Yvette to ensure that the Beers lose the next Denslow Cup, so that Yvette gains ownership and unanimous agreement can be attained to change the rules. But more than anything, isn't this game about gettin' together with your friends and just havin' a good time? Due to Coop's flight to Calcutta, he had no time to practice, and spent the majority of the game "jetlagged and shitting curry." Consport Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. It's a rare inning that allows your team enough chances for you to have a second shot at a triple. The movie follows the history of the sport (created by Zucker years earlier) of the same name, from its invention by the lead characters as a game they could win against more athletic types, to its development as a nationwide league sport and a target of corporate sponsorship.
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: I'm giving you all I've got captain! No nicknames or mascots were given for these. Shit!
Thanks to a tirade by Squeak — sick of Coop & Remer fighting — during the seventh-inning stretch show, Coop and Remer become friends again and they finally get back into the game and start scoring.
I guess that's why it kills me to see you like this.
[Speak fails to clear, gets electrocuted].
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: You think she got the hots for you? Listen to me you little bitch! I remember a long time ago, I didn't have anybody. Joseph R. Cooper: Damn it man I'm trying to save an innocent life! 15,000 volts! Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: [Squeak lines up, ready to shoot] All right. This income is clearly not all going to the foundation as Remer starts wearing gold jewelry and signing movie contracts. The Denslow Cup is the biggest game of the season
There was no third player on either team. During the scene describing the extremely complex playoff system (complete with "a blind-choice round robin" and "the two-man sack race held on consecutive Sundays"), references were made to teams in Boston, Atlanta, Indianapolis, Charlotte, Oakland, Toronto, Tampa Bay, Buffalo, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, and Denver.
:D. No players are traded, no teams can move to new cities. [shoots and misses, ball bounces off roof and hits dog]. Instead of hitting a home run, you shoot a home run from there. Joey reveals that his dream is to hang out with the Beers.
Kids Playhouse Is 'Worst Investment Ever!!! Remer, annoyed by the team's strong loyalty to Coop, put very little effort into the game, even filing his nails on defense, instead of attempting a psyche-out. Joseph R. Cooper: Quick, where are those little heart paddles? Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: [an enormous shadow is cast over Squeak. You son of a bitch. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, Download the TMZ App on the Apple App Store, Download the TMZ App on the Google Play Store. Changing of league rules requires unanimous consent by all team owners; Denslow was the only owner to resist changes that would have reduced BASEketball to that of other sports. Certainly out of me. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: I am not going out with his sister!
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